This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
not to mention it’s the fucking patriarchy that demands women always wear make up and look 10/10, but when we go natural we apparently look like shit to them (not that she does in the slightest), and when we show ourselves in make up, these same men call us vain, liars, etc
patriarchy = telling women to look pretty, then tearing them down for doing it
and as she said, makeup is for HER, not for MEN, and not for YOU, fuck you scorpsswimmer
why do villains have to live in dark places like
why can’t they like pink
im fucking crYIN G omfg
This is my favorite SNL skit of all time. I’m so glad it’s a gifset now.
This is extra entertaining because I remembered that babies don’t have object permanence: when an object is out of their line of sight, they don’t quite realize that it still exists. So this baby believes he is watching the little balls SPRING INTO EXISTENCE. MAGIC EVERYWHERE
this never gets old
I fucking love child development
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
Here’s the mini I made for Genghis Con! It came from a joke I made on twitter a while back about dogs and wi-fi.
I still have some physical copies of the book left so if you’re interested in buying one, send me a message or email or something. There are a lot of ways to contact me.
#5 Odd One Out: How would you like to be assigned this locker in the school gym? At least you’d know no one would be breaking into it.. not even you. - READ MOREAnother highly entertaining gallery? OH YEAH
how was Fred ever the leader
Life hacks mixed with a few great inventions!